Aminet 34/Aminet 34 (2000)(Schatztruhe)[!][Dec 1999].iso/Aminet/comm/irc/cybershiela.lha/cs/rejectedsuessbooks.amirx

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/* Quote File Auto Converted to Arexx by Zonkerz */
xx=random(1,18,time('s'))
select
when xx=1 then a="The Cat in the Blender"
when xx=2 then a="Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert"
when xx=3 then a="Fox in Detox"
when xx=4 then a="Who Shat in the Hat?"
when xx=5 then a="Horton Hires a Ho"
when xx=6 then a="The Flesh-Eating Lorax"
when xx=7 then a="How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day"
when xx=8 then a="Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?"
when xx=9 then a="Zippy the Rabid Gerbil"
when xx=10 then a="One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch"
when xx=11 then a="Marvin K. Mooney, Get the F Out!"
when xx=12 then a="Are You My Proctologist?"
when xx=13 then a="Yentl the Lentil"
when xx=14 then a="My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket"
when xx=15 then a="Aunts in My Pants"
when xx=16 then a="Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!"
when xx=17 then a="Horton Fakes an Orgasm"
when xx=18 then a="The Grinch's Ten Inches"
end
'say 11 Rejected Suess Books:8' A
exit